27 Questions

So.... I got tagged, and have to answer these questions. These questions have an interesting spin to them. You can thank Amanda from "Trails."

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Nobody really

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Well, I respect the different tastes artists and people have. I wouldn't flip that switch.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Just one guy? Well, my list is quite long...

4. What is your favorite cheese? Quahatha (<--I'm pretty sure that I spelt that wrong)

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? bacon, lettuce, tomato, turkey, teriyaki chicken and toasted whole wheat bread.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Um....

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? I really don't talk about this openly

8. Now that you'’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. A hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Buy a plane ticket home

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Well then, I'd go to Nicaragua to see my grandmother. Or South Korea to see my sister.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Buy a English-to-(insert foreign language) handheld translating device to get around easily.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What will it be…? Moosehead, Brewed in New Brunswick.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I would probably go to like the prehistoric era. Yeah, dinosaurs are cool.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No killing people?

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what'’s the premise? "30mins of Martial Arts" and it would show the different styles of the world.

15. What is your favorite curse word? Damn (I wouldn't call it my favorite)

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren'’t really doing anything, they'’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Um, rub my eyes and say "Hi". I'd work from there.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don'’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what'’s the item? "The Martyr of Golgata" (in Spanish) book. It's like a hundred years old and I'd like to keep it safe.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Smile and visit my family and friends. Say goodbye and stuff, the usual.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What'’s it gonna be?
Super-fast reading skills, like superman fast. Man no more studying, and you could become crazy smart after going through a few libraries.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? So many to choose from. Well the first thing that comes to my head is the boat cruise from high school. I would probably say my farewells to more people.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Probably seeing my brother fall off the ladder I was holding. Man, that was scary.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'’! What country are you going to live in now? Hmm...I hear Switzerland has the highest standard of living in the world. But I would probably go to Nicaragua. I must brush up on my Spanish though.

23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Probably the RCHA, but that's only because I don't really remember the names of any other bars.

24. Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "“Dude, check it out! I can FLOAT!"”? I'd float to my brother house. Cool.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect a dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Richard Pryor, best comedian of all time.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didnÂ’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Mae Mendoza, but only if she wanted it.

27. What'’s your theme song? I would probably have to say "Tank!". It's the craziest jazz piece ever.

Volia! Ici est mon reponse pour vous (<--crazy bad French right there). Well Amanda, there you go. I'm still kind of wondering who I should tag... -Mike U.